{"id":2214,"date":"2012-04-24T10:46:15","date_gmt":"2012-04-24T08:46:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giusseppe.net\/blog\/?p=2214"},"modified":"2012-04-24T10:46:15","modified_gmt":"2012-04-24T08:46:15","slug":"orgia-de-herramientas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/archivo\/2012\/04\/24\/orgia-de-herramientas\/","title":{"rendered":"Org\u00eda de herramientas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La llave inglesa le sorbe la fuerza al<br \/>\ndestornillador<br \/>\nbajo la manta de un<br \/>\ncable de alta tensi\u00f3n<br \/>\nel\u00e9ctrica<br \/>\npor encima de una impresora<br \/>\nimprecisa<br \/>\nque hace las veces de lecho<br \/>\nconcupiscente<br \/>\nal que se asoma un auricular<br \/>\nin<br \/>\nal\u00e1mbrico<br \/>\nunido a una base<br \/>\nFM<br \/>\ncon una enhiesta<br \/>\nantena<br \/>\nterminada en una punta un poquito m\u00e1s sensible<br \/>\nde lo normal<br \/>\nredondeada<br \/>\nrecordando<br \/>\nno poco<br \/>\nun prepucio mir\u00f3n<br \/>\ncomo la web-cam<br \/>\nde tres patas<br \/>\nque est\u00e1 castigada de cara a la pared.<\/p>\n<p>El pendrive, aislado,<br \/>\npiensa en el suicidio.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La llave inglesa le sorbe la fuerza al destornillador bajo la manta de un cable de alta tensi\u00f3n el\u00e9ctrica por encima de una impresora imprecisa que hace las veces de lecho concupiscente al que se asoma un auricular in al\u00e1mbrico unido a una base FM con una enhiesta antena terminada en una punta un poquito &#8230; <a title=\"Org\u00eda de herramientas\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/archivo\/2012\/04\/24\/orgia-de-herramientas\/\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Org\u00eda de herramientas<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[91,105],"class_list":["post-2214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poemas","tag-poesia","tag-tecnologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2214"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2215,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2214\/revisions\/2215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}