{"id":1544,"date":"2011-07-14T11:18:24","date_gmt":"2011-07-14T09:18:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giusseppe.net\/blog\/?p=1544"},"modified":"2011-07-14T11:18:24","modified_gmt":"2011-07-14T09:18:24","slug":"la-vagina-del-electrodomestico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/archivo\/2011\/07\/14\/la-vagina-del-electrodomestico\/","title":{"rendered":"La vagina del electrodom\u00e9stico"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La vagina del electrodom\u00e9stico<br \/>\nle absorbe<br \/>\nle atrapa<br \/>\nle cortocircuita<br \/>\nle desgarra todos los cables<br \/>\nle arranca la bilis de aceite<br \/>\nle extrae la tecnolog\u00eda<br \/>\nle reduce<br \/>\nle seduce<br \/>\nle subyuga<\/p>\n<p>le ata a una cama de cerveza en la que follan como robots que sue\u00f1an con corderos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La vagina del electrodom\u00e9stico le absorbe le atrapa le cortocircuita le desgarra todos los cables le arranca la bilis de aceite le extrae la tecnolog\u00eda le reduce le seduce le subyuga le ata a una cama de cerveza en la que follan como robots que sue\u00f1an con corderos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[91],"class_list":["post-1544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poemas","tag-poesia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1544"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1546,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions\/1546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}