{"id":12493,"date":"2025-02-14T12:11:47","date_gmt":"2025-02-14T11:11:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/?p=12493"},"modified":"2025-02-14T12:11:47","modified_gmt":"2025-02-14T11:11:47","slug":"san-valentin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/archivo\/2025\/02\/14\/san-valentin\/","title":{"rendered":"san valent\u00edn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hoy<br \/>\nd\u00eda de san valent\u00edn<br \/>\notro d\u00eda de mercadeo ramplante<br \/>\ny rampante<br \/>\n&#8211; mucho m\u00e1s que un bar\u00f3n &#8211;<br \/>\nme paso el tiempo pensando<br \/>\nque la estulticia<br \/>\nalcanza niveles lagertesianos<br \/>\nen la crimanza del br\u00f3ntoles<br \/>\nque acaricia la duoma.<\/p>\n<p>A punto he estado<br \/>\na quien quer\u00eda venderme<br \/>\nrosa rosa rosa rosa<br \/>\nuna rosa una rosa una rosa una rosa<br \/>\nsin acordarse de Stein<br \/>\nni tan siquiera citarla<br \/>\nque yo soy ateo.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00ed<br \/>\ntanto y tan radical<br \/>\nque no reconozco los santos<br \/>\nni los santorales<br \/>\ny si el d\u00eda<br \/>\nde hoy<br \/>\nse llamase<br \/>\nde don valent\u00edn<br \/>\ntampoco reconocer\u00eda<br \/>\nuna autoridad<br \/>\nque no tiene un origen<br \/>\npo\u00e9tico<br \/>\ncomo tiene que ser.<\/p>\n<p>As\u00ed que propago los memes<br \/>\nmemos<br \/>\nque memos me mean<br \/>\nhasta llegar a mis ojos.<\/p>\n<p>Hoy<br \/>\nque no tengo agua corriente en casa<br \/>\npor una aver\u00eda cuyo origen<br \/>\npermanece in\u00e9dito<br \/>\nacabo por enfadarme<br \/>\nm\u00e1s de lo habitual<br \/>\npor tonter\u00edas.<\/p>\n<p>Espero que alguna de las peque\u00f1eces<br \/>\nque me acaecen<br \/>\ntrascienda<br \/>\ny me olvide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoy d\u00eda de san valent\u00edn otro d\u00eda de mercadeo ramplante y rampante &#8211; mucho m\u00e1s que un bar\u00f3n &#8211; me paso el tiempo pensando que la estulticia alcanza niveles lagertesianos en la crimanza del br\u00f3ntoles que acaricia la duoma. A punto he estado a quien quer\u00eda venderme rosa rosa rosa rosa una rosa una rosa &#8230; <a title=\"san valent\u00edn\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/archivo\/2025\/02\/14\/san-valentin\/\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">san valent\u00edn<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,12],"tags":[91,137],"class_list":["post-12493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-confidencias","category-poemas","tag-poesia","tag-tonterias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12493"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12494,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12493\/revisions\/12494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giusseppe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}